dra versus stupid people. That's the whole sense of that journal. Some of the situations might already be known by some of you since I tend to like to talk about stupid people. There are so many of them, I'm sure I'll update this here quite often.


*dra is doodling around in her scetchbook in the train*
Some random Guy: Hey! You're drawing on paper, right?
*guy beams at dra*
dra: õ.O''''

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dra: Hello... *weeze* I *coughcough* need some*cough* something against that couch*
helper: Oh, no! You shouldn't try to stop it! You'll need to cough everything out!
dra: What? My lungs too? *sarcasm*
Helper: *ignores sarcasm* If you take something to stop the cough the slime will stay in your lungs and clog them!
dra: Look *cough* I want to stop it. *coughcough*. Now.
helper: No, no, that's not healty!
dra: I CARE A FUCK ABOUT HEALTHY! I'LL START COUGHING UP BLOOD IF I KEEP THAT UP!!
helper: OH, MY!!! YOU'RE COUGHING UP BLOOD! GO TO A DOCTOR!!!!!!
...
dra: No, you misunderstand. I'm not coughing up blood now. I said I would if I keep coughing like that.
helper: Yes, yes, like you said: You're coughing up blood! Go to a doctor! You might die!!!!!
...
dra: Look, even if I would the blood wouldn't be from my lungs but from my throat. So do I get the coughmedicin?
helper: But you need to go to a doctor if you're coughing up blood!!!! And it's unhealthy to stop the cough! You'll need to cough out the slime! Or your lungs will clog!!
dra: ¬.¬''' *walks out of shop*

*walks into next shop* (there are quite a few in Zurich*
dra: Hello... *weeze* I *coughcough* need some*cough* something against that couch*
helper2: Oh, no! You shouldn't try to stop it! You'll need to cough everything out!
*HEADDESK*


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(in a food department of a big shopping center in France. Whole conversation in French)

dra: Sry, could you tell me if there is wheat in this product? I'd like it as a souvenir for a friend but he has a gluten allergy.
Clerk: *stares at dra with big eyes*
What?
Gluten? What's that?
dra: A part of wheat. My friend's allergic to that. Is this product with wheat?
Clerk: ...
*looks at co-clerk who shakes head*
...
I'll go ask. *grabs package and runs off*
(insert 5 minutes)
*comes back*
Clerk: Yes, yes, there is wheat in it! There are almonds in it! Almonds are made of wheat!!
dra: Oo''''

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(in a gameshop in France, whole conversation in French)

dra: Hi there! Do you have US-games?
Clerk: But... That doesn't exist.
dra: ... Uhm.... ok, that answered my question for sure. ^^'''