Simply for your amusement.
The insanity of a big city with a lot of people, a hivemind and a wish for a hot shower from my side. TwT

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A typical city conversation when your conversation partner expects you to say the normal things everybody says:

At the Checkoutpoint. No one around in the shop so I wanted to ask for the stuff I wanted there.

dra: Excuse me, Hi, I'm looking for milk.
clerk: Good day.
dra: Yes, good day. Sry. Anyway, I'm looking for milk.
clerk: Do you have a customer card?
dra: I was not aware I need one to get milk. O_O
clerk: That makes CHF 6.65.
dra: ... <.< Oke, no milk. I can live with that.
*shuffles through her bag and gives the clerk 10.65 to receive less small change*
clerk: *stares at money*
dra: something wrong?
clerk: You gave me too much. This only costs CHF 6.65.
dra: ... Yes. I'm aware of that. This is normally the moment you would give me my change.
clerk: *still stares at the money* Yes, this is too much. Don't you have it smaller?
dra: ... uhm... you could just give me 4 bucks?

I did receive my money a bit later and I seriously hope this new apprentice will learn a bit about selling. ^^' He sucks at it.


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Got no hot water in my flat for the n-th time this month. So, I called the real estate management of the flat to ask about it.

dra: The problem is that I don't have hot water here.
woman on phone: Did you check?
dra: Yes, I even let the water run for 5 minutes but it stayed cold.
woman on phone: *snorts* This is a waste of water!!
dra: ... uhm... sry. Anyway. Still got no hot water here.
woman: Go now and check this please.
dra: .... didn't you just say this is a waste of water...? Plus, I just did the dishes by cooking water to have hot water for it. <.< I'm sure I have NO hot water from the tap.
woman: So, you don't really need hot water after all?
dra: O_o''


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from a chat:

dra: I can't cook. <.< I live of air, chocolate and coffee.
user: What? Not even fried eggs?
dra: Well... I could make those but I'm allergic to eggs.
user: Oh.
user: All eggs? So, you can't eat any egg at all?
dra: Nope.
user: what about eggplants?
dra: XD